The holidays are a special time of year. Pocket-Poet offers custom poems that are the perfect gift and memory-maker.

Upon placing your order and having your credit card approved we will send you a questionnaire which must be completed and returned so your writer can begin work on your poem.

Within two business days you will receive your first draft to review and provide feedback. Your writer will then work with you as long as needed to ensure the poem is perfect for this special season.

Keep them laughing, smiling and reminiscing when all eyes are on you!

Whether you want to roast a specific person or your entire family or toast them, Pocket-Poet will make sure your toast or roast is perfect for the occasion.

Your personal writer will take the information you provide and craft a terrific roast or toast!

After placing your order you will receive a questionnaire which you must complete and return via email or fax. once received we will assign a writer who will provide you with a first draft within 2 business days for your review and feedback.

Your writer will work closely with you to finalize the toast or roast to ensure you are proud to deliver it. Your final version will include delivery techniques and tips.

All of the writers at Pocket-Poet understand the art of putting together a great toast or roast to honor the holidays.

With the Pocket-Poet on your side you are sure to leave them with tears of laughter, joy or both!

The perfect gift to make that special person feel like a kid again. Our Kid Again gift is a cobmination of a custom poem that can either be a hillarious trip down memory lane, or perhaps a poignant one and we will combine it with a box of their favorite candies from their childhood.

You can ask in advance for a list of the candies available (email us at admin@pocket-poet.com) or we will provide you the list upon placing your order.
After placing your order you will receive a questionnaire which needs to be completed and returned to us by email or fax. Your writer will then provide you with a first draft of your poem within two business days to review and provide feedback.

Your writer will spend as much time working with you as needed to make sure it is the perfect gift. The ideal selection of candy will then be put together to top off this perfect gift. Make them feel like a kid again! Shipping is UPS Ground. Expedited shipping available at an extra charge.

Twas the Night before Christmas and all through the house, you were wrapping like crazy and so was your spouse.

This holiday season give a special gift or create a special memory with a re-written version of this classic Christmas poem.

A writer will re-write this classic poem to make it unique for your family or friends. Make them smile, make them laugh, make a memory to last a lifetime. Every order is assigned to a professional writer that will re-write this classic poem to make it a special gift or memory. Then your wonderful poem is printed on beautiful holiday paper and shipped.

Remember there is a 2 business day turn-around (not including printing and shipping) for these poems so order yours timely.